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THE RACE IS ON to get tickets for the UK’s BIGGEST NIGHT OUT!Starring 16 of the worlds most glamorous and beautiful showgirls...who just happen to be men!Hollywood and Bollywood meet the West End as these diamante dripping divas perform all your favourite hits from the world’s biggest pop icons. A must see new production for 2022 featuring, as usual, plenty of fun filled comedy and outrageous cheekiness.Over 400 incredible costumes, more diamante covered sequin laden dance numbers and more glitz and glam than Las Vegas.This incredible production is the now recognized as the biggest and longest running cabaret show in the country having appeared as a highlight at the world famous Edinburgh Festival for over 21 years.
We've all had some pondering to do about the fragility of life recently, but don't worry, skinny national treasure Mark Watson has it covered. At 41, he's halfway through his days on earth, according to the life expectancy calculator app he paid £1.49 for. That life is in the best shape in living memory... but one problem remains, and it really is a huge one. Spiritual enquiry meets high-octane observational comedy as the 'Taskmaster' survivor, multi-award-winner and “No More Jockeys” cult leader attempts to cram a couple of years of pathological overthinking into an evening of stand-up. Maybe we'll even solve the huge problem. Doubt it, though.
Brooms Road car park (two-minute walk) is free.
Opens 30 minutes before each performance.
Theatre Royal Dumfries, Scotland’s Oldest TheatreThe oldest theatre in Scotland, Theatre Royal Dumfries is in the heart of the town and first opened its doors in 1792. It has strong associations with the renowned Scottish poet Robert Burns, who wrote several pieces specifically for its stage.The theatre saw multiple changes of ownership during the first half the of 20th Century, before being bought by the Guild of Players in 1959. The Guild managed to secure support from new sources and instead of planning on building new facilities upwards, they looked towards expanding outwards. Adjacent buildings were purchased, and renovation work began in 2014, completed by the end of 2015. The newly refurbished building includes several new spaces while maintaining many of the historic features, ushering Scotland’s oldest theatre into the 21st century.Attend one of the touring productions presented throughout the year, which includes live music, stand-up comedy and theatrical dramas. The Guild of Players presents a regular season of four shows, as well as a family-friendly Christmas pantomime.Grab a drink at the bar before the show or enjoy a meal from the customised theatre menus at nearby restaurants. Want to get hands-on at the theatre? You can participate in one of the workshops or join our group of fantastic volunteers and help build sets and design costumes.Getting there:Theatre Royal Dumfries is located on the edge of Dumfries’ main shopping district, a short walk from the Dumfries railway station. It’s a 1.5-hour train journey to Dumfries from Glasgow or just under one hour’s drive from Carlisle Airport.
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