UK alt-folk duo Jacob & Drinkwater have been called “stand out new folk” by BBC6 Music and “inventive and thrilling” by R2 Magazine.

Jacob's sweeping vocals never fail to captivate, delivering many a spine-tingling moment; the fluidity and precision of his finger-picking underpinned by Drinkwater's nimbly rhythmic double bass; at times sweetly soaring, haunting, percussive and driving, the layers of depth a perfect counterfoil.

Thu 23 May 2024, 7.45pm

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/jacob-and-drinkwater

After the sudden death of his mother, a grieving yet quintessentially teenage boy is forced to change schools and move in with his, until that point, absent father.

In a hopeless attempt to stay sane, he decides that the only way to move forward is to pursue the chances of him finally getting a real girlfriend. Like most things in his life, it does not go to plan.

A show full of grief, hope, and a great deal of olives. Based on Ollie Maddigan’s real life story, The Olive Boy is a crude, compelling comedy that will leave audiences deciding whether to laugh or cry.

Following its month-long SELL OUT run at the Edinburgh Fringe, The “brilliant & thought provoking” Olive Boy tours the UK this Spring.

Fri 24 May 2024, 7.45pm

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/olive-boy

Based on the timeless Victor Hugo novel and the Disney animated feature, showcasing the film’s Academy Award-nominated score.

As the bells of Notre Dame sound through the famed cathedral in fifteenth-century Paris, Quasimodo, the bellringer who longs to be "Out There”, observes all of Paris revelling in the ‘Feast of Fools’. Held captive by his devious caretaker, the archdeacon Dom Claude Frollo, he escapes for the day and joins the boisterous crowd, only to be treated cruelly by all but the beautiful Romani woman, Esmeralda. Quasimodo isn’t the only one captivated by her free spirit, though – the handsome Captain Phoebus and Frollo are equally enthralled. As the three vie for her attention, Frollo embarks on a mission to destroy the Roma – and it’s up to Quasimodo to save them all.

Ages 7+

Due to some adult themes this production may not be appropriate to very young children

NHS therapist Luc is fine. Honest. She’s definitely not overwhelmed by meeting Owen, a new client, definitely not freaked out by what she’s started seeing, definitely doesn’t think her reality has been punctured and something else is leaking in. Luc goes for a swim and feels a hand dragging her down to the bottom of the lake…

When she surfaces, her reality is different. She’s haunted by tormented mice, shape-shifting shadows and secrets she thought she’d buried. As she hunts for Owen through this upside down world she comes closer to her past and the truth she’s desperately hidden.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/surfacing

Join Sam; a self-confessed people-pleaser, in the war room as he embarks on his biggest mission yet. Shame is coming in from the west flank and gay thoughts are sailing in from the east... This is war!

BI-TOPIA is a ‘Hilarious, honest and raw’ coming-of-age story, exploring the highs and lows of the Bisexual experience, bravely delving into under-represented links between poor mental health, sexuality and masculinity.

Directed by award-winning Rikki Beadle-Blair, Written and Performed by Northern theatre-maker Sam Danson.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/bi-topia

As the shipping forecast turns 100 years old in 2024, bestselling author and award-winning broadcaster Charlie Connelly’s hilarious and informative show brings the quirky broadcast vividly to life.

How did a weather forecast for ships capture the hearts of a nation, from salty old sea dog to insomniac landlubber? How is it possible for ‘rain later’ to be ‘good’? And where the hell is North Utsire?
Delving into the history of the forecast and the extraordinary people who made it, Charlie explains what those curious phrases really mean, celebrates its wide cultural impact, shares riproaring adventures from his own extraordinary journey through the 31 sea areas – the times he was accused by the media of trying to annex Rockall from the British government and sang sea shanties with Tom Hardy in a Manx hotel bar while Scary Spice pulled the pints - and presents his case for the shipping forecast being our finest achievement.
Inspired by Charlie’s bestselling book.

Since Miles’ last tour finished at The London Palladium in 2017, he’s been in The Full Monty on Disney Plus, The Durrells and Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? on ITV, as well as a heap of episodes of Frankie Boyle’s New World Order and Have I Got News For You.

Yet one sunny day in the middle of all this, he suddenly suffered a brain seizure. This led to the discovery of a tumour the size of a cherry tomato, and a rather pressing need to undergo major neurosurgery.

Obviously, one doesn’t wish to make a big deal of it, but the experience has left him with a story to tell and a few things that he’d like to share with the room.

Ages 16+

Since Miles’ last tour finished at The London Palladium in 2017, he’s been in The Full Monty on Disney Plus, The Durrells and Why Didn’t They Ask Evans? on ITV, as well as a heap of episodes of Frankie Boyle’s New World Order and Have I Got News For You.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/miles-jupp-june

Thu 20 Jun 2024, 7.30pm

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/lady-susan

From the award-winning creators of Austen’s Women, A Christmas Carol, I, Elizabeth, Female Gothic, Christmas Gothic, and A Room of One’s Own.

Austen’s Women are back - in a brand-new solo show! Devil-may-care Lady Susan, the coquettish black widow, hunting down not one, but two, fortunes; oppressed, rebellious daughter Frederica; long-suffering sister-in-law Catherine; family matriarch Mrs De Courcy; and insouciant best friend, Alicia.

Fri 21 & Sat 22 Jun 2024

Straight from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

When a traditional production of Oscar Wilde’s classic play gets underway, everything seems to be going perfectly to plan… that is, until the lead actor fails to arrive on cue.

You might think you know this chaotic story of love, mistaken identity and double-lives, but you have never seen it like this before. Filled with wicked Wildean wit and bursting with Bunburying, join us for a hilarious and unpredictable twist on the world’s favourite comedy classic.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/importance-earnest

Celebrate the talented young students from the Guildford Theatre School as they take to the stage of the Yvonne Arnaud! Join them as they say thank you for the music through song and dance, in an unmissable evening of joyful entertainment suitable for the whole family.

Packed with timeless tunes that are sure to set your toes tapping, Don’t Stop The Music is a high energy evening celebrating the greats of music. From folk to funk, rock’n’roll to RnB, the Guildford Theatre School will transport you through time bouncing between Beethoven, the Beatles, Beyoncé and beyond!

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/dont-stop-the-music

Experience the magic of live ballet, right on your doorstep as the Ballet Central tour performs at the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre in Summer 2024.

The tour’s exciting mixed bill is performed by dance talents from the world-renowned Central School of Ballet and features much-loved classical ballet alongside exciting contemporary pieces and some brand-new work, created especially for you.

Each year the Ballet Central tour brings the joys of dance to theatres across the country, inviting audiences to an evening of excitement, inspiration, and entertainment.

Step into the vibrant world of London’s intellectual elite, where the price of success is often too high to pay.

Accolade follows the life of a celebrated writer on the verge of receiving a much-coveted accolade for his work. However, behind the prestigious façade lies a web of deception and dark desires, ready to unravel his carefully constructed life.

With razor-sharp dialogue, poignant moments, and unexpected twists at every turn, Accolade grips your heart and mind, forcing you to examine the fine line between truth and lies.

Star casting to be announced soon! Directed by Sean Mathias (The Chalk Garden, Darker Shores)

From an original concept by Simon Corble & Nobby Dimon

Alfred Hitchcock’s classic spy thriller, The 39 Steps, brilliantly and hilariously recreated for the stage as the smash hit Olivier and Tony Award Winning Comedy, is back out on a UK tour after nearly 10 years in London’s West End, taking Broadway by storm, playing in 39 different countries across the globe, and delighting over 3 million people worldwide with its quintessentially plucky spirit and dashing sense of fun.

Europe’s #1 Dire Straits Show

Money For Nothing is a tribute to the Dire Straits like no other before. Prepare to be captivated by the authentic sounds of one of the most successful rock bands of all time.

Money For Nothing is a show of the highest quality. Meticulous attention is paid to every detail, to faithfully recreate the distinct sound of Dire Straits in this unforgettable sonic spectacular.

During their career Dire Straits sold over 120 million albums and spent over a thousand weeks on the UK charts, ranking fifth all-time!
Performing Money for Nothing, Romeo and Juliet, Sultans of Swing, Private Investigations, Walk of Life, Brothers in Arms, So Far Away and many more much-loved classics drawn from six platinum albums.

Featuring all of their legendary hits, audiences are treated to those soaring guitar solos and instantly recognisable riffs by an incredibly talented band in a musical encounter you will never forget.

To book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office.

Direct from London’s West End, it’s time for that night out you have been dreaming of!

We invite you to celebrate the life and work of Neil Diamond - starring the renowned tribute artist Gary Ryan, as seen on Stars in Their Eyes. The show will take you for one special evening, back to where it began. A musical journey celebrating 50 years of some of the greatest songs ever written.

From Brooklyn to Hollywood, Neil Diamond has left a legacy of great songs, which have been covered by every great vocalist. Spanning all genres from the reggae of Red Red Wine, through the country of Cracklin’ Rosie, and the Hollywood music of The Jazz Singer.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/sweet-caroline

Come with us to the place you belong, for a night of the very best country classics!

Leave your 9 to 5 worries at the door and get ready as – for one night only – we celebrate the Kings and Queens of country music. Brand-new for 2024, from hit producers Entertainers... this is the Lost in Music of Country! Join us for a very special evening, celebrating country superstar royalty.

Thu 11 July 2024, 7.30pm

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/country-roads

Designed for families, Megaslam's 2024 live tour features Team Nasty battling it out with Team Megaslam in a series of epic matches designed to get the whole family out of their seats and cheering on their favourites!

Grab your foam finger, seat yourself in the Megaslam arena and get ready to witness jaw-dropping, edge-of-your-seat action/

Established in 2009, Megaslam present over 250 live events across the UK, Ireland and Isle of Man. Megaslam have built up a huge following nationwide and guarantee to create amazing family memories.

Featuring a Megaslam Championship Match and Megaslam Rumble!

Saturday 13 July, 7.30pm

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/megaslam

In 2021 Richard Herring went to his GP to find out why his right ball seemed to be growing bigger. It turned out that he had testicular cancer and one month later he was lying in hospital waiting to have his murderous gonad removed. Would he survive? (No spoilers!).

For a comedian who had done a whole show on male genitalia (Talking Cock) and written a book about toxic masculinity (The Problem With Men) this felt like some cruel trick of fate.

In his much-anticipated return to stand-up after six years, Richard talks bollocks and answers the question on everyone's lips: Is a severed gonad in a jar a fitting prize to bring in for Taskmaster?

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/richard-herring

Ages 14+, may contain strong language

It’s time to get over that rainbow and make the smallest of dreams come true with A Tribute to the Carpenters. The original Carpenters tribute is back with a brand-new show!

Featuring Gordy Marshall’s The British Carpenters, starring the fantastic Sally Creedon as Karen Carpenter and with an incredible cast made up of musicians straight from London’s West End.

Join us for one very special night, on top of the world, to create a dream come true, celebrating the legendary music of the Carpenters. Bringing to life all the hits including, Close to You, Top of the World, Rainy Days and Mondays, Please Mr Postman, Goodbye to Love and many more.

Wed 17 Jul 2024, 7.30pm

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/tribute-carpenters

In the Night Garden Live is coming to Yvonne Arnaud in 2024!

Igglepiggle, Upsy Daisy, Makka Pakka and friends are back in their fun-filled live show Igglepiggle’s Busy Day! Join Igglepiggle as he looks for his friends in the Night Garden by following their funny sounds until he finds them all!
You’ll see all your favourite characters beautifully brought to life with full-size costumes, magical puppets, and enchanting music. This show lasts just under an hour and your little ones will be amazed when they see a very special visit from the amazing flying Pinky Ponk.

Now in its 15th year, In the Night Garden Live is one of the UK’s favourite family events. Over 1.1 million people have seen it so far and it gets 4.8 out of 5 stars based on 13,774 parents’ reviews.
There are other shows for young children, but as The Independent wrote,“there’s nothing quite like In the Night Garden Live.”

Pip-pip, onk-onk!

Ages 1-4 years

Following the huge success of her UK Concert Tour, 'An Open Book', actress, author, vlogger and award-winning West End sensation Carrie Hope Fletcher heads to the Yvonne Arnaud for the first time!

Carrie Hope Fletcher - Love Letters will see the musical theatre star explore all forms of love; from romantic to maternal, unrequited to obsessive, showcased through a composition of stunning musical theatre classics.

Don't miss this wonderfully intimate concert that promises to warm and break your heart in equal measure.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/carrie-hope-fletcher-love-letters

Under 14’s must be accompanied by an adult

Join the ever-tasteful, often hilarious, always readable writer and broadcaster Jay Rayner as he celebrates 25 years as The Observer’s award-winning restaurant critic with the publication of Nights Out At Home, a memoir-in-recipes. Throughout his quarter of a century eating professionally in some of the world’s best (and frankly worst) restaurants, Jay has always reverse-engineered his favourite dishes; now he’s ready to share with you those brilliant recipes and his memories of the restaurants that served them.

In this joyfully greedy show Jay answers the questions we’ve always wanted answered, put to him by a host of virtual star interviewers: what expertise does a restaurant critic need? What’s the best way to roast a chicken? Is he just an utterable snob? And if he’s so bloody clever, why doesn’t he just open his own damn restaurant? And you’ll get to ask your questions too.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/jay-rayner

Ages 12+

Following the huge success of the smash hit original play, Cluedo is back with a brand new hilarious whodunit - Cluedo 2 - The Next Chapter! Set in the swinging 1960s, we meet a host new suspects, a new house, and lot of new bodies, in this all new tale of murder, mystery and secret passageways.

The brilliant cast includes West End and TV star Jason Durr, whose numerous credits include leading roles in Heartbeat and Casualty, playing Colonel Mustard and award winning actress and star of Coronation Street and Strictly Come Dancing champion, Ellie Leach, playing Miss Scarlett.

Tue 1 - Sat 5 Oct 2024

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/cluedo-2

Following sell-out shows nationwide, the UK’s top true crime theatre tour is back with a brand-new line-up!

Featuring Senior Investigating officer Colin Sutton, who caught serial killer Levi Bellfield and ‘Night Stalker’ Delroy Grant.

Join us for a chilling, thrilling night at the theatre as Colin, who was head of a Metropolitan Police murder squad, tells us the stories of how he caught some of the UK’s most evil murderers.

In this all-new show, Colin; who the ITV drama series Manhunt, played by Martin Clunes, is based on, will talk you through his remarkable career and what it is like to chase and catch a serial killer in a unique and one-off night at the theatre - for true crime fans and theatre-goers alike.

The Makings of a Murderer 2 – a crime-thriller night at the theatre!

Mon 7 Oct, 7.30pm

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/makings-murderer-real-manhunter

Middle Ground Theatre Company Ltd is delighted to present the World Stage Premiere of Dial M For Mayhem, a brand new charming farcical comedy drama from the author and director of the hugely successful courtroom phenomenon The Verdict.

This beautifully crafted and fast paced script…..Margaret May Hobbs has aced it.

Rarely do we get to see such engaging drama on stage.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/dial-for-mayhem

ROOM 101… BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU… SUPER STATES … THOUGHT POLICE…

The novel which has most influenced the 21st century is brought to the stage in a thrilling new version by Ryan Craig.

On 4th April 1984, Winston Smith, comrade 6079, starts a diary. In a world where every action is painstakingly monitored and controlled, this simple act puts Winston’s life in jeopardy. A clandestine love affair with co-worker Julia further enrages the authorities, but can they truly trust each other? And what of the mysterious O’Brien? Will he help them overthrow the regime, confront them with their most terrifying fears, or worse…?

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/george-orwells-1984

Tue 15 - Sat 19 Oct 2024

Midst the heat of a Neapolitan spring, Filumena Marturano lies on her deathbed, waiting to marry the man who has kept her as his mistress for twenty-five years. No sooner than Filumena and Domenica are wed, she makes a miraculous revovery, much to the surprise of her new, unwilling husband and his younger lover!
Filumena holds on to a secret from her past life in the brothels of Naples, revealing one of her three grown-up sons is Domenico’s. But which one? Will he accept all three?!

Eduardo De Filippo’s classic Italian comedy sparkles with optimism, affection, and a fierce determination for family, no matter what it takes.

Star cast to be announced, directed by Sean Mathias (The Chalk Garden, Darker Shores, Accolade)

English version by Keith Waterhouse and Willis Hall.

Ages 13+

There is nothing more than to love and be loved.
How far would you go for love?

Sebastian Faulks’ epic story of love and loss returns to the stage marking the 30th anniversary of the international best-selling novel.

The critically acclaimed show returns in a brand-new production for 2024. Telling the story of one man’s journey through an all-consuming love affair and into the horror of the First World War.

In pre-war France, a young Englishman, Stephen Wraysford, embarks on a passionate and dangerous affair with the beautiful Isabelle Azaire that turns their world upside down. As the war breaks out over the idyll of his former life, Stephen must lead his men through the carnage of the Battle of the Somme and through the sprawling tunnels that lie deep underground. Faced with the unprecedented horror of the war Stephen clings to the memory of Isabelle as his world explodes around him.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/birdsong

Star of Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You and QI, Kiri Pritchard-McLean is back with a brand new tour, her funniest and most personal to date.

'Powerhouse stand-up from the thorniest of subjects' - The Guardian
'Expect sequins, social commentary, and massive laughs from the renaissance woman of UK comedy' - Rolling Stone

To book accessible tickets and discuss your access requirements, please contact our Box Office on 01483 44 00 00.
Ages 15+

Star of Live at the Apollo, Have I Got News For You and QI, Kiri Pritchard-McLean is back with a brand new tour, her funniest and most personal to date.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/kiri-pritchard-mclean

Ages 15+

Contains some strong language.

Join Mouse on a daring adventure through the deep, dark wood in Tall Stories’ magical, musical adaptation of the classic picture book by Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler - celebrating 25 years in 2024!

Searching for hazelnuts, Mouse meets the cunning Fox, the eccentric old Owl and the high-spirited Snake. Will the story of the terrifying Gruffalo save Mouse from ending up as dinner for these hungry woodland creatures? After all, there’s no such thing as a Gruffalo – is there?

Songs, laughs and monstrous fun for children aged 3 and up and their grown-ups, in the much-loved show that’s toured Britain and the world!

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/the-gruffalo

By Isobel McArthur, after Jane Austen.
Direct from its triumph in the West End where it won the Laurence Olivier Award for Best Comedy, Pride and Prejudice* (*sort of) is a unique and audacious retelling of Jane Austen’s most iconic love story. Men, money and microphones will be fought over in this irreverent but affectionate adaptation where the stakes couldn’t be higher when it comes to romance.

This “smart, laugh out loud funny” (Daily Telegraph) show features a string of pop classics including 'Young Hearts Run Free', 'Will You Love Me Tomorrow' and 'You’re So Vain'.

Contains flashing lights/strobes, haze, smoke, loud bangs, strong language and use of weapons.

In celebration of the release of her hilarious memoir of the same name, comedian, novelist, and professional show-off Jenny Eclair returns to Guildford with a brand-new autobiographical show.

From drama school (mostly drinking cider and eating sausage rolls), sleeping with men who looked like they lived under a carpet, punk poetry, anorexia, bedsit misery, waitressing and not really having a clue about anything, to being thefirst woman to win the Perrier Award, becoming a mother, author, grumpy old woman, podcaster and nana!

Still gigging to sell-out crowds 40 years later, Jenny invites you to look back at what she can remember before she forgets everything.

Warning: Punk poetry, animal impressions and baritone nursery rhyme singing may feature!

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/jenny-eclair

A splendid dinner party in an Edinburgh stately home concludes with a murder mystery game created by the hostess. A murder needs to be solved. But the guests have secrets of their own, threatened by the very game they are playing. And among them is Inspector John Rebus. True crime is his calling. Is he playing an alternative game, one to which only he knows the rules? There are suspects, clues and danger with every twist and turn - and a shocking discovery will send this game called ‘Malice' hurtling towards a gasp-inducing conclusion.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/rebus

Tue 19 - Sat 23 Nov 2024

Join Robin and Marion as they right wrongs, sing songs and sort out the wicked Sheriff in our swashbuckling panto for 2024.

The citizens of Sherwood Forest have just about had enough. The Sheriff is raising taxes and making their lives ever harder. But never fear, Robin, Marion and their gallant gang are there to fight back and stand up for the locals.

Will it be love at first flight for Robin and Marion? Will Nanny Fannie Annie be all of a quiver?

Brimming with slapstick, slosh and silliness, Robin Hood will be full of merry men-t and guaranteed to hit the target.

You Sherwoodn’t want to miss it!

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/robin-hood

For All Ages

Winter 1934 and an avalanche stops The Orient Express dead in its tracks. One murderer. A train full of suspects. An impossible case. Trapped in the snow with a killer still on-board, can the world’s most famous detective, Hercule Poirot, crack the case before the train reaches its final destination?

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS © Agatha Christie Limited and Ken Ludwig | MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS ® POIROT® AGATHA CHRISTIE®

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/murder-orient-express

Internationally renowned dance-circus company Motionhouse returns to Guildford, with its brand-new production Hidden, which will premiere in the UK in February 2025.

A continuation of artistic director Kevin Finnan’s exploration of his distinctive dance-circus form, Hidden will examine the human experience in the context of some of our shared challenges in an increasingly divided world.

Seven performers delve into the world of Hidden, negotiating threats and obstacles to uncover hidden voices and push through to the light.At times narrative, and at others abstract, Hidden is a powerful integration of artforms. A pulsing, shifting, and ever-present soundscape transforms and drives the story forward as sound and raw physical movement work together.

Tue 20 & Wed 21 May 2025, 7.30pm

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/hidden

A show about being human-can you relate???

Just like Tom Cruise does all his own stunts, I'm going to do all my own jokes!

A deep, dumb show for the masses.

Book Now: www.yvonne-arnaud.co.uk/whats-on/lou-sanders

Thu 22 May 2025, 8pm